男科医院杂志故事经典英文

张治军，男，1968年8月出生，医学博士，硕士研究生导师，主任医师，现任上海中医药大学附属曙光医院耳鼻喉科主任。毕业于华西医科大学（现四川大学华西医院）。中华中医药学会耳鼻喉科分会委员，上海市医学会、中医药学会和中西医结合学会耳鼻喉科分会委员、上海市医学会卢湾医疗事故鉴定专家库专家，《中华耳鼻咽喉科杂志》第七届编辑委员会通讯员，《听力学与言语疾病杂志》编委，《中国组织工程研究与临床康复杂志》第九届编委会执行编委，《中国神经再生研究（英文版）杂志》审稿专家。

英语小故事分享 乌鸦和天鹅-The Raven and the SwanA Raven saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he 乌鸦非常羡慕天鹅洁白漂亮的羽毛。他猜想天鹅一定是经常洗澡，羽毛才变得如此洁白无瑕。于是，他毅然离开了他赖以生存的祭坛，来到江湖边。他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一点都没洗白，反而因缺少食物饥饿而死。New words:secure 安全的，可*的，放心的。plumage 鸟类羽毛，翅膀。splendid 壮丽的，辉煌的，极好的。ighborhood 附近，邻近。perish 毁灭，死亡，腐烂，枯萎。

经典英文小故事 聪明机智的农夫 Once upon a time there was a clever, wily peasant, whose tricks could be much talked The best story, however, is how he once got the best of the devil and made a fool of One day the peasant had been working in his field, and just as it was getting dark he was getting ready to go home when in the middle of his field he saw a pile of burning Filled with amazement he walked toward it, and sitting on the top of the glowing coals there was a little black "You must be sitting on a treasure," said the "Yes indeed," replied the devil, "on a treasure that contains more gold and silver than you have ever seen in your " "The treasure is in my field and belongs to me," said the "It is yours," answered the devil, "if for two years you will give me one half of everything your field I have enough money, but I have a desire for the fruits of the " The peasant entered into the bargain, saying, "To prevent any dispute from arising about the division, everything above the ground shall belong to you, and everything beneath the ground to " The devil was quite satisfied with that, but the cunning peasant had planted Now when harvest time came the devil appeared and wanted to take away his crop, but he found nothing except the yellow withered leaves, and the happy peasant dug up his "You got the best of me this time," said the devil, "but it won't happen Next time what grows above ground shall be yours, and what is under it shall be " "That is all right with me," answered the When planting time came the peasant did not plant turnips again, but The crop ripened, and the peasant went into the field and cut the full stalks off at ground When the devil came he found nothing but the stubble, and he angrily disappeared into a chasm in a "That's the way one has to deal with foxes," said the peasant, then carried away the 从前有位远见卓识、机智聪明的农夫,有关他足智多谋的故事至今人们仍广为传颂。其中最精彩的要首推他曾经怎样捉弄魔鬼的故事。 一天,农夫在田间劳动了一整天,天黑时正准备回家,忽然发现自己的田里有堆煤在燃烧,他惊讶万分,於是便走上前去看,发现竟有一个黑色的小魔鬼走在燃烧的煤堆上。“你是坐在财宝上吗?”农夫问。“正是财宝。”魔鬼答道,“而且比你一生见到的都要多呢!”“财宝在我田里就得归我。”农夫说道。“就归你吧!”魔鬼说,“只要你肯将两年内一半的收成给我就行了。钱,我有的是,但我更喜欢地上的果实。”农夫答应了这桩交易,并说:“为了避免在我们分配时出现纠纷,凡泥土上的东西归你,泥土下的归我。”魔鬼感到心满意足,但这位聪明的农夫却种上了萝卜 现在收获的季节到了,魔鬼又来了,要求收回属於他的收成。但除了那些枯黄的败叶外,他一无所获;而农夫却在兴高采烈地挖着他的萝卜“这次让你占了便宜,”魔鬼说,“下次可不能这样。地上的归你,地下的归我。”“悉听尊便。”农夫答道。播种的季节又到了,这次他可不播萝卜,而是种上了小麦。麦子熟了,他来到田间,把麦秆齐根割倒在地。魔鬼又来了,见到除了残茬外,他又一无所获,气得转身就走,顺着石缝钻了进去。“我就是这样倒魔鬼的。”农夫说完,赶紧拾起财宝回家去了。Always Thirsty "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in " "That's terrible!" said the "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 总感到口渴 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。” “真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？” “不疼，可是我总感到口渴。” A Useful Way Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, D Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the 一个有效的方法 爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？ 杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。 爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？ 杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。 A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice Mom: But I've got a nice Kate: No, you haven' I've just dropped 凯特的礼物 凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？ 妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？ 凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。 妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。 凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。 The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the He was brought to the His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very " "I am afraid that he is " said the Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not I'm still " "Be quiet, " said the "the doctor knows better than you!" 医生懂得多 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。” 医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。” 听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。” 妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。” Waste or Save? Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, D But I've saved you a meal, haven' I? 浪费还是节约 父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？ 杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？ Why Is He Howling Dentist: Please stop I haven't even touched your tooth Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 他为什么喊 牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。 病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！ Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my " He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's I distinctly remember eating my " 青蛙 老师正在给学生上生物课："现在，我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。"接着，他把手伸进口袋，却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一会儿，说道："真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。"希望帮到你啦~^_^